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A Series of Nicknames I Would Like to Make Stick...
thisdanobrien: Big Dan Rhythm Nation Funkminster Fuller Big Nasty Funk White Spider-man Black Spider-man Spider-man The Thrillsbury Doughboy The Mercenaryan* Doctor Pants Batman’s Very Good Friend Brodie Big Nasty Spider-man *I take it back; this is now Soren’s nickname. Obviously. I accept. The Mercenaryan it is.