Anonymous asked: Soren, Tumblr is dying to know.... Has Tiger Beat gotten back to you about being featured yet? I had taken a subscription out when you originally published the article and it's been horribly, horribly disappointing (traumatizing, even) that I haven't gotten my money's worth yet.
There’s just so much I like about this.
Ask me anything?
hereinidaho: Not anything. I will not tell you my weight or where I live or what I really think about Woody Allen movies. I will tell you about my cool job and working motherhood and what I secretly think of all the other Cracked editors. And if you don’t have a question for me, here’s my question for you: Why isn’t my one year old dishwasher getting my glasses clean anymore? Kristi...
My buddy Pascal Shirley makes some pretty kick ass videos. This is from a bachelor party in Lake Isabella. To see more of his photography and videos go here: http://www.pascalshirley.com/index.php
Notes to Me From My Pants
Two things you should know about me: 1) I write myself short-hand messages constantly about ideas for sketches, columns, things I like. Then I stuff those sticky notes, napkins, receipts in my pants pockets and immediately forget them because now they’re written down. In that respect, my pockets are like auxiliary storage for my brain. 2) I never wash my pants. As a result, I will find...