Last weekend Dan O’Brien and I helped make a few Five Second Films, and also a baby.
My friend, Lindy West created a really comprehensive quiz to see which date movie is right for you this Valentine’s Day. Or, if you’re not into movies, it tells you how many of your fingers to cut off.
Finally, the poor kids out there with Text Neck... →
A Series of Nicknames I Would Like to Make Stick...
thisdanobrien: Big Dan Rhythm Nation Funkminster Fuller Big Nasty Funk White Spider-man Black Spider-man Spider-man The Thrillsbury Doughboy The Mercenaryan* Doctor Pants Batman’s Very Good Friend Brodie Big Nasty Spider-man *I take it back; this is now Soren’s nickname. Obviously. I accept. The Mercenaryan it is.
Chris Kelly: 2011 In Review: My Fake Favorites In... →
chriskelly: FAVORITE MUSIC: Thistle - You have to listen to Thistle. It’s two identical twin brothers who live in the woods, and each morning, they chop down a single tree, whittle two ukeleles from it, then record a song inspired by that particular wood. Their music is haunting. Lady Slit - She… Well, shit. I’m embarrassed for really wanting to see those movies.
"The Die Hard Effect" on Christmas Movies
There is a shortage of holiday movies right now. There must be because films that have nothing to do with Christmas are still pretending on billboards and bus benches everywhere that they absolutely are about the holiday. They promise it, the guarantee it, just pay your goddamn money and surely at some point in 90 minutes some character will say the word Christmas, or holiday, or tree....