February 2012
9 posts
WatchLast weekend Dan O’Brien and I helped make a few Five Second Films, and also a baby.
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/what-valentines-... →
My friend, Lindy West created a really comprehensive quiz to see which date movie is right for you this Valentine’s Day. Or, if you’re not into movies, it tells you how many of your fingers to cut off.
January 2012
9 posts
Finally, the poor kids out there with Text Neck... →
A Series of Nicknames I Would Like to Make Stick...
thisdanobrien:
Big Dan
Rhythm Nation
Funkminster Fuller
Big Nasty Funk
White Spider-man
Black Spider-man
Spider-man
The Thrillsbury Doughboy
The Mercenaryan*
Doctor Pants
Batman’s Very Good Friend
Brodie
Big Nasty Spider-man
*I take it back; this is now Soren’s nickname. Obviously.
I accept. The Mercenaryan it is.
December 2011
14 posts
Chris Kelly: 2011 In Review: My Fake Favorites In... →
chriskelly:
FAVORITE MUSIC:
Thistle - You have to listen to Thistle. It’s two identical twin brothers who live in the woods, and each morning, they chop down a single tree, whittle two ukeleles from it, then record a song inspired by that particular wood. Their music is haunting.
Lady Slit - She…
Well, shit. I’m embarrassed for really wanting to see those movies.
"The Die Hard Effect" on Christmas Movies
There is a shortage of holiday movies right now. There must be because films that have nothing to do with Christmas are still pretending on billboards and bus benches everywhere that they absolutely are about the holiday. They promise it, the guarantee it, just pay your goddamn money and surely at some point in 90 minutes some character will say the word Christmas, or holiday, or tree....
