Anonymous asked: youre hella hot but youre no dan obrien lol bye
Dan, I don’t know how to get you to stop sending me these except to publicly shame you. Enough is enough. This isn’t handsome behavior.
Light Bulb Helmets!
Shameful Gothic Erections!
All this and more in the next thrilling issue of Captain Future! We have no idea what we’re doing.
Cover art - Saint George and the Dragon. Printed, extra-aged in photoshop. Weathered glass window.
Vade Mecvm book - Cut from leather, printed latin pages aged and weathered, bound with waxed thread. Costume jewelry cross glued to cover.
Mounted skull cross - Costume jewelry cross, wooden craft store cross. Painted.
Holy water bottle - hotel lotion bottle, custom sculpted faux-wax cap. Painted, aged.
Herbal container - Breath mints container, glued on costume cross. Painted, weathered.
Inner casing - Layered EVA foam, fabric, gorilla glued to base.
Seal of Solomon cross background - Layered printed paper, aged and sealed with glue.
Rosary - Assembled from old neck chain, margi gras beads and custom sculpted cross. Painted and aged. Going to hell.
Check out this vampire hunter kit made by Cracked’s art kingpin, Randall Maynard.
Randall made me a house healing kit. It is the second best present I’ve ever gotten.