It would be amazing if two cops named Baj and Gunn got partnered up. But that’ll never happen because these guys aren’t cops.
Here is a really dumb thing that I spent quite a lot of time on. No one is watching it, but I still like it. Maybe you will, too.
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hereinidaho asked: This is Kristi Harrison. What is Kristi Harrison like in real life? (It's for a column.)
I guess that all depends on which Kristi we’re talking about. The matronly Kristi who lives a quiet life with her wonderful family tucked away in a mountain town? Or the Kristi with a classified file as thick as bulletproof glass, six passports and a scar on her forehead in the shape of some poor Hezbollah ransomer’s eye socket? In every quadrant of her life, it’s fair to call her an asset. Whether she’s organizing a political coup in El Salvador, turning some dignitary’s head into a pink cloud in the Middle East or even editing an article on “5 Vomit Puddles that Look like Twin Peaks Characters,” Kristi never complains about her workload and always maintains a joyful level of optimism that bosses love. To be clear though, no one is the actual boss of Kristi, she made sure of that when she hunted down and snapped the necks of her superiors after they sent her on a suicide mission in Sudan. Oh, and she makes incredible bisque! The secret, I hear, is in using nutmeg crème fraîche. Just don’t tell her I told you ;)
Seriously, please don’t tell her.
Those first few years after his parents died, Bruce had kind of a tough time finding himself.
“The shadows will be my ally, I will become truly invisible.”
The Batman Pez dispenser on my desk occasionally makes me very uncomfortable.
titosassynova asked: if you come to prom with me i'll buy you all the downton abbey dvds
Give me the directions to your house and wear something pretty, I don’t want us to look stupid.
Ricky Gervais reprises his role as David Brent from “The Office.” This is so great.
Seeing David Brent again is the closest I’ll ever come to knowing what it feels like to be visited by the ghost of a loved one.