Dear Dan, this woman really wants you to respond to her. She even messaged me today to tell me I’m alright but I’m no Daniel O’Brien. Thanks for that, by the way, lady.
You already know I don’t remember the actual names, just what track they are on that mix CD you made me, girl.
What’s your college loan situation?
I did. I met a marine while standing in line named John Tucker and he was a fan of Cracked so I sat with him, and also, it turned out, everyone else from the military. So it was a whole row of military personel, and me.
Yes! It’s going to be ongoing as long as things exist in the world we hate. I imagine everyone in Cracked will do one of these eventually. Thanks for the kind words.
You’re going to want to be really careful with the accusations you throw around about who may or may not be a robot. Robots hate that sort of thing.
If my job was to build a new creature out of animal parts every week, I would finally have the career I always wanted as a child.