I will be doing stand-up with Cody Johnston, Adam Todd Brown, Shelby Fero and Nick Rutherford this Tuesday. It will be a night to remember. Bring a date, ask her to marry you. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.
16 Yes please. How do we become friends?
![Hey gun control advocates, is this really the future you want?
[Hint: The answer is allowed to be “absolutely.”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/424865ad1843db0f2d5b95f6c0a29f5a/tumblr_mhprdgA1fg1qk7z75o1_500.jpg)
Hey gun control advocates, is this really the future you want?
[Hint: The answer is allowed to be “absolutely.”]
(Source: archives-of-the-apes, via fuckyeahsciencefiction)
Anonymous asked: let me tell you about homestuck
No.
gravy-brain asked: Has anyone ever told you that you look just like the T-1000 terminator model?
No.
Anonymous asked: Did you ever frost your tips or dye your hair? Like full Eminem?
No.
abrokenlawnchair asked: If a gay version of yourself arrived from an alternate universe, and tried to sleep with you, would you allow him?
No.
Thanks to Jeff Carpenter @JeffCarpenterH8 for drawing me as a pensive Batman. My dreams have finally become a reality. (Note: Cowls are for introverts and wallflowers.)
the-writing-hand asked: Hi Mr. Bowie, I am a lesbian, therefore I couldn't of dated you in eighth grade. How do you explain that?
I knew. I always knew, that’s what made me such a spectacular boyfriend.
surferswagg asked: how long until your beauty ages away?
2017.
