Anonymous asked: In Jedi Academy did you have syllables you were supposed to say or did you just say whatever gibberish you wanted
I made up a very specific sounding language so it would be consistent throughout the episodes but, no, none of it actually means anything. Don’t bother hunting for patterns.
Anonymous asked: shelby fero the hiphop expert. pshhhh please! i remember when you tweeted how smart the song 99 problems by jay z was like a year ago. oh d'uh! but it's great. we're all watching shelby discovering the world and then pretending to have known it all along. u a wannabe nigga now too, eh?
Oh yeah this kind of bullshit is why I stopped using tumblr. Think this is a good cue for another break
Don’t make the mistake of lending more weight to the occasional asshole than all the other, nicer folks. It’s hard to avoid, I know, I do it all the time — there’s some stupid mis-wiring in the human brain that makes us pay close attention to the one shrieking shirtless jerk while ignoring the crowd of awesome humanity all around him.
And thus ends my folksy lecture. Apologies all around. Pocket squares and homemade pie will be issued as compensation.
Everyone should always listen to Brockway. Between his vomit and vitriol are nuggets of eloquence.
Anonymous asked: youre hella hot but youre no dan obrien lol bye
Dan, I don’t know how to get you to stop sending me these except to publicly shame you. Enough is enough. This isn’t handsome behavior.