I will be doing stand-up with Cody Johnston, Adam Todd Brown, Shelby Fero and Nick Rutherford this Tuesday. It will be a night to remember. Bring a date, ask her to marry you. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Yes please. How do we become friends?
Anonymous asked: let me tell you about homestuck
gravy-brain asked: Has anyone ever told you that you look just like the T-1000 terminator model?
Anonymous asked: Did you ever frost your tips or dye your hair? Like full Eminem?
abrokenlawnchair asked: If a gay version of yourself arrived from an alternate universe, and tried to sleep with you, would you allow him?
Thanks to Jeff Carpenter @JeffCarpenterH8 for drawing me as a pensive Batman. My dreams have finally become a reality. (Note: Cowls are for introverts and wallflowers.)
the-writing-hand asked: Hi Mr. Bowie, I am a lesbian, therefore I couldn't of dated you in eighth grade. How do you explain that?
I knew. I always knew, that’s what made me such a spectacular boyfriend.
surferswagg asked: how long until your beauty ages away?