Sir Francis Drake, obviously. Then second place is my friend Olly from college. I hope you can finally sleep now.
Rhinocerous with a switchblade. Next question.
Dear Dan, this woman really wants you to respond to her. She even messaged me today to tell me I’m alright but I’m no Daniel O’Brien. Thanks for that, by the way, lady.
You already know I don’t remember the actual names, just what track they are on that mix CD you made me, girl.
What’s your college loan situation?
I did. I met a marine while standing in line named John Tucker and he was a fan of Cracked so I sat with him, and also, it turned out, everyone else from the military. So it was a whole row of military personel, and me.