Soren Bowie: Your Eighth Grade Boyfriend

I’ve already gotten some really great birthday presents.

From the editors, I got: My Desk (with my name spelled wrong on the card)

From Daniel I got: Smirnoff Ice and something I’m pretty sure he stole from someone’s mom.

From our layout expert, Randall I got: A flawlessly photoshopped picture of me as Ryan Gosling in Drive.

Thanks for picking up on all those hints I’ve been dropping, guys. I appreciate it.

10 months ago

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