Soren Bowie: Your Eighth Grade Boyfriend

And probably the best thing that ever happened to you

Anonymous asked: Soren, Tumblr is dying to know.... Has Tiger Beat gotten back to you about being featured yet? I had taken a subscription out when you originally published the article and it's been horribly, horribly disappointing (traumatizing, even) that I haven't gotten my money's worth yet.

Tiger Beat has yet to respond to my, frankly, pretty reasonable request. I’m willing to blame it on the fact that they are busy pushing on the chest and breathing into the mouth of a dying industry. Incidentally, Tiger Beat, if you’re reading this I’m certified in CPR. I forgot to include that on my hobbies list I sent you. 

10 months ago
  1. sorenbowie posted this