Soren Bowie: Your Eighth Grade Boyfriend

And probably the best thing that ever happened to you

Anonymous asked: You made me pregnant on eighth grade and now your child wants to meet you,what do

Impossible. I’ve never slept with a stroke victim.

6 months ago
  1. enlightened-philistines said: Clutch
  2. bootyregrit said: wow. deadbeat dad is one stone-cold motherfucker.
  3. randallmaynard said: WHAT DO