Anonymous asked
You made me pregnant on eighth grade and now your child wants to meet you,what do

Impossible. I’ve never slept with a stroke victim.

  1. timshelle reblogged this from sorenbowie
  2. enlightened-philistines said: Clutch
  3. bootyregrit said: wow. deadbeat dad is one stone-cold motherfucker.
  4. randallmaynard said: WHAT DO