Soren Bowie: Your Eighth Grade Boyfriend

And probably the best thing that ever happened to you

Anonymous asked: if you're really my 8th grade boyfriend, then what color did I dedicate my braces to you

That’s a trick question. All braces are egg-salad sandwich color after three days.

6 months ago
  1. almightykenken said: Soren makes an Encyclopedia Brown-esque save.
  2. sorenbowie posted this