Soren Bowie: Your Eighth Grade Boyfriend

Sad Robot by ~Morriperkele Another sad robot just to make my...

Mon, 06 May 2013 11:24:29 -0700

Sad Robot by ~Morriperkele

Another sad robot just to make my day. Thanks to Montreal Aethetics for sending it to me.

rogerwilkerson: Butterfly in His Space Helmet - detail from...

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:30:24 -0700

rogerwilkerson:

Butterfly in His Space Helmet - detail from cover Collier’s Magazine April 18, 1953.

€£€

Because I have no life, I was browsing the notable alumni section of the Occidental wikipedia page and was super stoked to see your name. You see, that's where I'm attending college in the Fall. (where I will probably continue to read too much Cracked) Anyway, the fact that you went there makes me even more excited and most likely disillusioned about my upcoming collegiate experience.

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:03:17 -0700

I don’t know why you would sent this anonymously. I’m happy to talk to you about Occidental. It’s an awesome school.

will u marry me

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:44:39 -0700

What’s your credit score like?

So I had a dream last night. I joined the cast of After Hours. And there was an ongoing dramatic subplot. And we were filming in part of the International Space Station. You had a little baby son named Toronto. So my questions are: 1) Would you name your son Toronto? 2) Would you ever want to film After Hours IN SPACE? 3) Is there a dramatic subplot tying the episodes together that fans aren't aware of yet? 4) Can I join the cast?

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:32:08 -0700

All good questions.

1) I would never name my son Toronto unless Gwyneth Paltrow was carrying the child and she was particularly insistent, which I could imagine she might be.

2) No. My water glass is my crutch in that show and it would get everywhere.

3) Yes… But it won’t make any sense until one of us dies in real life.

4) Yes, when one of us dies in real life. Probably then.

Don’t worry, Library of Congress, I’ll hold onto...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:28:23 -0700

Don’t worry, Library of Congress, I’ll hold onto this one.

benjoseph: studioJOHO is an Australian studio that does a TON...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:57:59 -0700

benjoseph:

studioJOHO is an Australian studio that does a TON of amazing animation for CollegeHumor. We first reached out to them after they posted their amazing Dan The Man short. Now they’re continuing the series!

Thanks, wimp.com. This made my day.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:53:14 -0700

Thanks, wimp.com. This made my day.

Josh Ritter does narrative songs better than just about anyone.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:49:44 -0700

Josh Ritter does narrative songs better than just about anyone.

Sullen robots, I can’t get enough.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 22:59:00 -0700

Sullen robots, I can’t get enough.

Ifcodyjohnston: cracked: It would be amazing if two cops named...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:12:52 -0700

Ifcodyjohnston:

cracked:

It would be amazing if two cops named Baj and Gunn got partnered up. But that’ll never happen because these guys aren’t cops.

The Best Buddy Cop Team That Never Was

Here is a really dumb thing that I spent quite a lot of time on. No one is watching it, but I still like it. Maybe you will, too.

katystoll: Return of the Dance Blog (by Katy...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 10:43:32 -0700

katystoll:

Return of the Dance Blog (by Katy Stoll)

Let’s sink another drink for how happy I am that this is back.

cracked: Courtesy of CollegeHumor’s Game of Thrones Internet...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 01:48:40 -0700

cracked:

Courtesy of CollegeHumor’s Game of Thrones Internet House Sigils.

This is Kristi Harrison. What is Kristi Harrison like in real life? (It's for a column.)

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:20:00 -0700

I guess that all depends on which Kristi we’re talking about. The matronly Kristi who lives a quiet life with her wonderful family tucked away in a mountain town? Or the Kristi with a classified file as thick as bulletproof glass, six passports and a scar on her forehead in the shape of some poor Hezbollah ransomer’s eye socket? In every quadrant of her life, it’s fair to call her an asset. Whether she’s organizing a political coup in El Salvador, turning some dignitary’s head into a pink cloud in the Middle East or even editing an article on “5 Vomit Puddles that Look like Twin Peaks Characters,” Kristi never complains about her workload and always maintains a joyful level of optimism that bosses love. To be clear though, no one is the actual boss of Kristi, she made sure of that when she hunted down and snapped the necks of her superiors after they sent her on a suicide mission in Sudan. Oh, and she makes incredible bisque! The secret, I hear, is in using nutmeg crème fraîche. Just don’t tell her I told you ;)

Seriously, please don’t tell her.

johncheesecracked: cracked: Watch it now! Or I will punch...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 19:09:24 -0700

johncheesecracked:

cracked:

Watch it now!

Or I will punch your dick off. Unless you’re a girl, in which case, I will punch your dick … on?

Those first few years after his parents died, Bruce had kind of...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 12:09:00 -0700

Those first few years after his parents died, Bruce had kind of a tough time finding himself.

“The shadows will be my ally, I will become truly...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:24:00 -0700

“The shadows will be my ally, I will become truly invisible.”

The Batman Pez dispenser on my desk occasionally makes me very uncomfortable.

Photo

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 13:34:49 -0700

if you come to prom with me i'll buy you all the downton abbey dvds

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:01:21 -0700

Give me the directions to your house and wear something pretty, I don’t want us to look stupid.

paymanbenz: Ricky Gervais reprises his role as David Brent from...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 18:21:20 -0700

paymanbenz:

Ricky Gervais reprises his role as David Brent from “The Office.” This is so great.

Seeing David Brent again is the closest I’ll ever come to knowing what it feels like to be visited by the ghost of a loved one.